To: 11th_VA
Not this again.
I think I saw some death gnats and satan mosquitos in my loft today. There was also a North American Apocalypse Frog in the wet part of my yard but also pretty sure I saw a pomeranian saber toothed child munching lawn shark take him out unless that was in fact a top finned perpetual depression eel.
7 posted on
08/02/2020 7:47:39 PM PDT by
tinyowl
(A is A)
To: tinyowl
While I was out walking my back field today I ran into a methamphetamine addicted rattlesnake. I guess I better carry my street sweeper from now on.
20 posted on
08/02/2020 8:06:32 PM PDT by
jy8z
(When push comes disguised as nudge, I do not budge.)
To: tinyowl
Cue up the last reel of “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
27 posted on
08/02/2020 8:14:59 PM PDT by
_longranger81
(Speak up for those who cannot speak for themselves; defend the defenseless; care for the unloved.)
To: tinyowl
OMG, you make me ROFLMBO so much!
Thanks...believe me I need it!
32 posted on
08/02/2020 8:26:04 PM PDT by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Federal-run medical care is as good as state-run DMVs.)
To: tinyowl
Not the ‘Satan skeeters’...
39 posted on
08/02/2020 8:45:25 PM PDT by
glasseye
("A policeman's job is only easy in a police state." Orson Welles)
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