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Joe Biden says the 2020 census was “two censuses ago”
https://americaswatchtower.com/2020/07/29/joe-biden-says-the-2020-census-was-two-censuses-ago/ ^

Posted on 07/29/2020 5:49:58 PM PDT by navysealdad

How about a little comic relief tonight from good ole Uncle Joe’s bunker? He is talking about the 2020 census but seems to get a little confused about which year it is.

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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: biden; census; gaffe; jokebidet
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1 posted on 07/29/2020 5:49:58 PM PDT by navysealdad
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To: navysealdad

Jose Jimenez would say “rip van biden don’t make no census to me.”.


2 posted on 07/29/2020 5:51:46 PM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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To: navysealdad

BidenDementia needs his memory care RN to get him outside a wide door.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1288420577171001344

Look at his right hand, it appears that he may be suffering from Parkinson’s. Is it just hanging there and against him to prevent tremor?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckn9zybpYZ8

Frightening to think that people would actually vote for this incompetent person for the most powerful position in the world. That shows how much they hate America and Americans!


3 posted on 07/29/2020 5:53:52 PM PDT by Grampa Dave (Does anyone know of any Dem that does the right thing today?)
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To: navysealdad

Good old Joe always a heehaw


4 posted on 07/29/2020 5:55:31 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions: $1, Today's Special: Half baked: 50c)
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To: navysealdad

more comic relief:

The madam opened the brothel door in Butte and saw a rather dignified,
a well-dressed, good-looking man in his late fifties.

May I help you sir?” she asked.

The man replied, “I want to see Valerie.”

“Sir, Valerie is one of our most expensive ladies. Perhaps you would
prefer someone else”, said the madam.

He replied, “No, I must see Valerie.”

Just then, a gorgeous Valerie appeared and announced to the man she
charged $5,000 a visit. Without hesitation, the man pulled out five
thousand dollars and gave it to Valerie, and they went upstairs. After
an hour, the man calmly left.

The next night, the man appeared again, once more demanding to see
Valerie. Valerie explained that no one had ever come back two nights
in a row as she was too expensive. “There are no discounts. The price
is still $5,000.” Again, the man pulled out the money, gave it to
Valerie, and they went upstairs. After an hour, he left.

The following night the man was there yet again. Everyone was
astounded that he had come for a third consecutive night, but he paid
Valerie and they went upstairs.

After their session, Valerie said to the man, “No one has ever been
with me three nights in a row”. Where are you from?”

The man replied, “Great Falls.”

“Really,” she said. “I have family in Great Falls.”

“I know.” the man said. “Your sister died, and I am her attorney. She
asked me to give you your $15,000 inheritance.”

The moral of this story is that three things in life are certain:
1. Death
2. Taxes; and
3. Being screwed by a lawyer


5 posted on 07/29/2020 5:56:29 PM PDT by dontreadthis (A TIMELINE OF TREASON on Profile Page)
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To: navysealdad

The stuff he says, I’m not kidding, when I see it written he says stuff, is so unbelievably stupid, I actually have to watch the video to believe it.

(Although, with his record all along I am pretty sure he did say it).


6 posted on 07/29/2020 5:57:20 PM PDT by Beowulf9
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To: navysealdad

Thanks—Joe is stuck in some sort of time warp.

We want his finger on the nuclear button?

He might send nukes to stop the Japanese from attacking Pearl Harbor or something...


7 posted on 07/29/2020 5:58:22 PM PDT by cgbg (Masters don't want slaves talking about masters and slaves.)
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To: navysealdad

All those 2s and 0s he got confused. After 2-0 his ADD kicked in. Oh look, a squirrel!!!


8 posted on 07/29/2020 6:03:06 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (Joe Biden- "First thing I'd do is repeal those Trump tax cuts." (May 4th, 2019))
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To: navysealdad
 
 
DERP!
 
 

9 posted on 07/29/2020 6:07:58 PM PDT by lapsus calami (What's that stink? Code Pink ! ! And their buddy Murtha, too!)
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Ha!


10 posted on 07/29/2020 6:11:22 PM PDT by Boiler Plate ("Why be difficult, when with just a little more work, you can be impossible" Mom)
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To: navysealdad

I had to look to be sure it was not a Jehovah’s Witness publication.


11 posted on 07/29/2020 6:18:01 PM PDT by I-ambush (One foot in the grave, one foot on the pedal I was born to rebel.)
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To: Grampa Dave

I wonder who the girl was that was holding his arm. If he is this bad really, would they let him out like this? Also, no mask. This didn’t make much sense either. Just weird, and kind of sad if things are as they appear.


12 posted on 07/29/2020 6:18:12 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy
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To: I-ambush
🤣
13 posted on 07/29/2020 6:21:52 PM PDT by hawkaw
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To: Grampa Dave

Actually, this is old footage. Everyone wearing coats in the video.


14 posted on 07/29/2020 6:22:35 PM PDT by cornfedcowboy
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To: dontreadthis

ROFL


15 posted on 07/29/2020 6:28:10 PM PDT by Patriot Babe
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To: navysealdad

THREAD BACKGROUND MUSIC

"No Future In The Past" - Vince Gill youtube link


16 posted on 07/29/2020 6:30:01 PM PDT by Songcraft
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“Beam him back to his own time, Scotty”.


17 posted on 07/29/2020 6:32:34 PM PDT by rfp1234 (Caveat Emperor)
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To: navysealdad

Bookmark


18 posted on 07/29/2020 6:36:10 PM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you care! Guilting you is how they control you.)
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19 posted on 07/29/2020 6:46:48 PM PDT by Flick Lives (My work's illegal, but at least it's honest. - Capt. Malcolm Reynolds)
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To: navysealdad

Trump Twitters...

Biden totters...


20 posted on 07/29/2020 7:05:49 PM PDT by DoughtyOne (Some of the folks around these parts have been sniffing super flu.)
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