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What do you want to bet she got this from a meeting of Black Mind Farters or the local Leftist Whatever the Eff they are, where they all sat around and brainstormed...

COMMUNITY ORGANIZER LEADER KAREN: You have to come up with five companies that have products we can attack as not sufficiently considerate to the feelings of people of color. Briones, we will start with you.
COMRADE BRIONES: Oh! Uh...well...uh...Trader Joes?
COMRADE KAYLA: What? What's wrong with Trader Joes? I love that place. I buy all my lunch stuff there, because the Junior High Cafeteria is so bad!
COMRADE AMANDA: My best friend's father is the manager there! He's a lifelong Democrat and supports whoever the party says he must vote for! He's going to get angry with me!
COMMUNITY ORGANIZER LEADER KAREN: Now, we can't give any special favors, even if they say they support us completely. They have privilege they have to face up to, including your friend's father. Actually, he needs a wakeup call more than anyone-He doesn't even realize using ethnic names is hateful and hurtful! Now, Briones, the next thing you have to do is start a petition and write the CEO of Trader Joes a letter to let them know what you are doing.

Billy? You are the only patriarchal representative here, what do you have to say about this?
COMRADE BILLY: (looks up from phone where he is playing "Hitman Sniper") Huh?
COMMUNITY ORGANIZER LEADER KAREN: Billy, did you even know what we are talking about? You are the only representative of the oppressive patriarchy here and have a lot to answer for, shouldn't you be taking this more seriously? I asked, what do you have to say about all this?
COMRADE BILLY: I uh...well...we should, uh...crack down on corporate greed and make the rich people pay more....
COMMUNITY ORGANIZER LEADER KAREN: Honestly. This are serious, life changing times. Why are you even here?
COMRADE BILLY: I uh...was trying to, uh...get to know Briones better...er...Comrade Briones, and uh...well, she invited me to this uh...meeting...
COMRADE BRIONES: (rolls her eyes and huffs) You aren't taking this seriously!
COMRADE BILLY: Hey, I uh, just wanted to go out with you is all. I didn't know what all this stuff is all about. (looks down in time to see his game character get killed...looks hopefully at Briones) Uh...can I still meet you at the party on Monday night? (she rolls her eyes in response)