Dig a grave, set a coffin in it, lie down inside, and close the lid. Stay there until the government says it is safe. For added protection wear a mask. :)
Good idea.
The next funeral I go to, the deceased had better damn well be lying there all dead and stuff...
WEAING A MASK.
Or else I WILL complain to the management. (No my name is not Karen, why do you ask?)