To: MagillaX
In her invocation, Iris Fontana, who is a member of the Satanic Temple and brought a lawsuit against the borough to change the policy, called the room to be present, “and for attendees to clear their minds,” the Peninsula Clarion newspaper reported. She's a real looker, that...
8 posted on
07/09/2020 9:23:35 AM PDT by
COBOL2Java
(Hillary Clinton: Just like Joe with only half the dementia.)
To: COBOL2Java
Budweiser or
Michelob with her breakfast?
To: COBOL2Java
Was it Adam Carolla who said Wicca should be renamed Fat Chick-a? It can be tossed in the same bucket with tattoos and piercings: Look at me! I’m special! I’m different! Look at me! I’m transgressing!
To: COBOL2Java
“Satan,” must be a new code word for “Lasagna.”
21 posted on
07/09/2020 9:40:34 AM PDT by
Joe 6-pack
(Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
To: COBOL2Java
Whoa! Whatever demon possesses her must have a real estate title!
23 posted on
07/09/2020 9:41:42 AM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(The Democrat party. A collaboration of Cloward-Piven and Dunning-Kruger.)
To: COBOL2Java
She clearly has a beef with God.
25 posted on
07/09/2020 9:45:14 AM PDT by
Old Yeller
(Eternal lives matter.)
To: COBOL2Java
Satan demands two sacrificed Deep fried chickens...eaten with 5 loaves of white bread. Each day for 30 years
28 posted on
07/09/2020 9:50:01 AM PDT by
Jan_Sobieski
(Sanctification)
To: COBOL2Java
it appears Satan has been generous to her by famine-proofing her
35 posted on
07/09/2020 10:44:26 AM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(Gone Galt; Not Averse to Going Bronson.)
To: COBOL2Java
Does she have a Roscoe in her right hand?
40 posted on
07/09/2020 11:04:02 AM PDT by
dljordan
To: COBOL2Java
Don’t know about her being a “looker”. but she sure looks like Hell.
48 posted on
07/09/2020 12:11:08 PM PDT by
glennaro
(Mask-wearing maintains the illusion of a "health crisis", but it does spread the virus/herd immunity)
To: COBOL2Java
To: COBOL2Java
YEAOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
57 posted on
07/09/2020 1:24:38 PM PDT by
sport
To: COBOL2Java
She wanted Satan’s child, but Satan politely refused.
To: COBOL2Java
Looks like she prefers Fall bear meat to summer salmon.
To: COBOL2Java
Quite a chic dresser, too. Eewwww.
To: COBOL2Java
“My old girlfriend was a Satanist, no foolin’. A bit heavy, though, jus’ sayin’. She told me to keep an open mind an’ that she’d keep an open mouth. So far so good! But while I was clearin’ my mind, she was clearin’ th’ buffet!”
—Apologies to Rodney Dangerfield
73 posted on
07/09/2020 7:26:22 PM PDT by
BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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