OOOoooh!
This'll be about as useful as what they say about Homosexuality!
https://www.google.com/search?q=trust+me+i%27m+a+...&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjqyuGp_7rqAhWOZs0KHXrhBz4Q_AUoAnoECA8QBA&biw=1366&bih=655