How about:
The Washington Leeches
The Washington Whores
The Washington Any Skin Color But White
The Washington Federals (that one might catch)
Other suggestions?
>> May we suggest alternatives?
Yeah, UPS. FedEx can go to Hell.
Federals was the name of DC’s USFL team.
How about the Washington Generals, maybe the perennial punching bags for the Harlem Globetrotters will give the name up to the perennial NFL punching bag?