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To: Borges

“Ian Driver from Kent”

Sounds like the beginning of a limerick.


3 posted on 06/29/2020 11:15:47 PM PDT by Mr. N. Wolfe
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe

Ian Driver from Kent
Complained until he was spent
With small expectations
He slandered relations
And so to hell he was sent


16 posted on 06/29/2020 11:45:28 PM PDT by Hieronymus (“I shall drink to the Pope, if you please, still, to conscience first, and to the Pope afterwards.)
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe

“Sounds like the beginning of a limerick.”

Ian Driver from Kent
Whose reasoning got up and went


18 posted on 06/29/2020 11:46:30 PM PDT by neverevergiveup
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe
Sounds like the beginning of a limerick.

Oh, no, what have you started? :-)

Ian Driver from Kent,
Up to the building, he went,
Graffiti he scrawled,
On the Dickens House wall,
And now to the judge he'll be sent.

:-)

39 posted on 06/30/2020 1:14:17 AM PDT by Tired of Taxes
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Ian Driver from Kent,
Over Charles Dickens got bent,
He messed up his house,
Like a shitty little mouse,
and now has the dickens to pay.


40 posted on 06/30/2020 1:27:41 AM PDT by MadMax, the Grinning Reaper (??)
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Or a guy in a Monty Python sketch.


43 posted on 06/30/2020 1:43:37 AM PDT by henkster ("We can always fool the foreigner" - Chinese Proverb)
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To: Mr. N. Wolfe

I think of “Ivor, the Engine Driver” from “A Quick One While He’s Away”


52 posted on 06/30/2020 5:57:07 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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