‘Master’ bedroom description ditched by Texas real estate group. What’s the new name?

star-telegram ^ | 26 June 20 | MIKE STUNSON

[Bob434]

[[What’s the new name?]]

Big Chief Room?

[moovova]

I’ve also noticed there’s been no mention of how the word “masturbator” is going to be handled.

Folks need to get a grip.

[Bob434]

[[‘Master’ bedroom description ditched... What’s the new name?]]

Slave Master Bedroom?

[albie]

Now it’s “primary”, which they’ll eventually find can be “primate”...so you have that problem!

[tet68]

I’ve decided to call it the mistress bedroom...
when I get one.

[I want the USA back]

Most websites use Apache Server. Is it going to be squashed for two reasons: Appropriation of Native American tribe name, and for promotion of slavery?

Oh, and all those slave strobe lights that photographers use! There’s a book on the market: “Mastering Chemistry.” Is that going to be banned? Let’s eliminate Redskin Potatoes (os?) while we’re at it. And Master Lock Company has to be closed down.

[null and void]

“Dixie Chicks” —> “Chicks“
“Dixie Beer” —> “Beer”
“MasterCard” —> “Card”

Seriously?

What boob would favor a masterectomy?

[Peter W. Kessler]

How about “Overseer’s Bedroom?”

No, that won’t do...

Hmmmmmmmmmmm

[Thommas]

I am having a hard time keeping up with the words that are "racist" or "triggering" (whatever that means.)

So far, these words are now prohibited. Any word or phrase, or a derivative, that has the following in it:

White
Master
Noose
Gorilla
Monkey
Chain
I.Q
SAT
Western
Confederate
Plantation
Whip
Gentrification
Colonial
Father
Flag
Patriot
Etc.

This is just partial list. There are plenty more Raciss words to be discovered. Feel free to add to the list.

[null and void]

Now it’s “primary”, which they’ll eventually find can be “primate”...so you have that problem!

P\roving once again that they shouldn't monkey with the English language!

[ProtectOurFreedom]

Yeah, but every press photog and police photog in every film noir movie ever made used a medium format camera with flash bulbs.

[ProtectOurFreedom]

“Civilization” seems to be the big goal word. They are working feverishly to destroy that word and the thing itself.

[M Kehoe]

Next up, master and slave hard drives.

5.56mm

[fishtank]

A Bachelor’s degree is sexist.

/sarc

[cgbg]

See my tagline.

[PallMal]

And I guess the principal 1st violinist in the orchestra will no longer be called the “concert master”.

[Kickass Conservative]

Old name, Master Bedroom

New name, Poker Room.

You’re welcome.

[Fightin Whitey]

I don’t recognize America in 2020.

If you think this is bad, just wait for 2021.

[PIF]

Yeah, but every press photog and police photog in every film noir movie ever made used a medium format camera with flash bulbs.
—
ur watching too many movies

Everyone used various format cameras from 620 up - all of which used flashbulbs. All other movies of the time used different cameras - all using flashbulbs. “Film noir” is a distinction without a difference for use of celluloid cameras using flashbulbs.

[Fightin Whitey]

Does this mean I have to give up my Massa Card?

That'ere be damned funny!