“Excuse me, may I have a steak knife?”
They have swords in the Brazilian places. :)
I never followed her case but when they set up process crime violations to put Martha Stewart in prison out of spite, David Letterman listed one good thing about being her cell mate:
Her experience in throwing silverware at people may be an asset during a prison riot.
(Another was ----Nothing tastes better than warm homemade butterscotch chip cookies after a morning lice check.)