“2020 STIHL National Championship Air Races Canceled”
Wow. Never seen anybody fly a STIHL chainsaw.
Guy went in to buy a chain saw, liked one and bought it sight unseen.
Clerk told him he should get 2-3 cords a day easy and not hurt the saw.
Guy brings it back in a week and says....It isn’t working, I have to go will be back later to pick it up.
Picks it up and returns in two days.
“Pardner, for the life of me I can’t get but a cord a day out of this”
The clerk takes the saw and pulls the start cord and it starts right up.
“DAMN! what is that noise?” yelled the guy.