Some questions:
Did anyone lie to the FBI?
Did anyone cop to and/or was caught on video cutting down the garage door pull? If so, who was it, and why was it done?
Did someone just decide to call the garage door pull a noose?
Since Bubba Smollett is refusing to acknowledge that this was a hoax, will the Feebs release a report with the details, including witness statements, of the investigation?
It wouldn’t surprise me if the FBI report amounted to two pages, with a dozen photographs attached, and maybe ten interviews. You could have sent Barney Fife and Gomer, and had the investigation done in 90 minutes.