He made some good money, had a nice smile and thought he was bigger than he was.
He went to work for Trump, got boozed up, ran his mouth on TV and got shit canned, all in less than two weeks {I think it's a record}.
His wife was giving him grief, so he became a Never Trumper and has tried to do something, anything to get noticed.
It hasn't worked so far.
The mooch will be known as a short little man with a big mouth and a few bucks.
That is all.
A little man. Scaramooch, Scaramooch, can he do the Fandango?
There once was a pirate named Bates
Who would do the “Fandango,” on skates
But he tripped on his cutlass,
which rendered him nutless,
And utterly useless on dates.
Scaramooch, useless, period!