New fillin the blank: ________________________, 911 System
New fill in the blank: ________________________, 911 System
Posted on 6/12/2020, 3:50:59 PM by BullwinkleMoose
Thank you for calling the _______________________, 911 system. Please listen as our menu options have recently changed:
If you are experiencing a mental health issue because of Donald Trump, please press 1.
If you feel your are being repressed by the man, please press 2.
If you are upset with the current political situation and hate Republicans, please press 3.
If you would like to report or initiate a riot, please press 4.
If your mother has locked you in the basement and you cannot join the other rioters, please press 5.
If you are mad that you cannot find a job because capitalism sucks, please press 6.
If you want to add, enhance, or remove tattoos or body piercings, please press 7.
If you have forgotten how to bathe yourself and have excessive body odor, please press 8.
If you need to contact the local BLM/Antifa, or communist party official, please stay on the line to speak to a member of the _________________ city council.
If this is truly an emergency, please call the ______________________, State Police, the National Guard, the White House or any other adult authority figure.
Thank you for calling and have a pleasant day.
Rumors afloat that the Hell’s Angels are headed for Chaz. This would be an interesting development.
If this area is supposed to be the equivalent of another country, treat it as one. Anyone inside the perimeter Should have a passport from their “country” and should be required to have entry visas to come into the United States. No exceptions. If it was up to me, I’d shut off all power and water the their “country”. No food into or out of it. Starve them out.