Posted on 06/12/2020 12:23:28 PM PDT by knighthawk
The Biden campaign is seeking a professional to handle its virtual presentations after months of disastrous live streams showing Joe Biden staring awkwardly at the camera, a sideways Cyndi Lauper, and honking geese drowning out the candidate.
The Washington Examiner was the first to bring attention to a job posting for an “Executive Producer for Livestreams”:
Our Executive Producer for Livestreams will manage our campaign’s live-streaming process from beginning to end. They’ll be in charge of taking our campaign’s strategic goals and turning it into live programming, while working with our production teams to ensure our productions run smoothly and error-free. Our Executive Producer for Livestreams will report to our Video Director.
(Excerpt) Read more at breitbart.com ...
Hypnotist?
Ventriloquist?
How far do the Dem fools think they can carry this ruse???
“...Pro what?...”
Maybe a hooker?
The hooker would be far more interesting. Far more truthful. And make far fewer mistakes. And probably get just as many votes...just put a “D” after her name...
His virtual presentations are NOT going viral.
Why?
Compare and contrast.
Deconstruct.
Maybe the two kids who did Weekend at Bernies?
I guess he’s planning on staying in that basement a while.
he’s doubling down on the basement strategy... he did a in-person roundtable yesterday and it was bad
so important that Trump begin his rallies... it will force Sleepy Joe back to campaigning, so he can embarass himself with more gaffes.
This new position will report to their “Video Director”. What does this Video Director do? Seems like Joe hasn’t really had a quality video presence for some time now, if ever.
But adding layers to make up for incompetence is the Democrat way, so at least they are adhering to that.
You mean Harris as VP?
Disney is pretty good at Animatronics...maybe give them a call?
I’m reminded of Trump who basically would fly in to an event, walk to the podium, speak then lead. Only a couple advanced people, hardly anyone.
His campaign did improve with Maryanne, but it was mainly Trump, himself not a lot of advisors.
Same thing with the debates, he just shows up.
They would be better off to just let Biden be Biden.
A Pro? I think kapperdick is available.
You can have the greatest livestream producer in the world, but you will still have Plugs—a very SENILE MEDIOCRE IQ GEEZER.
Plugs clearly can’t read his notes, can’t string together two coherent sentences, and he constantly blurts out ridiculous, inappropriate, and untrue things.
He needs to be checked into the Memory Care Wing of the nearest “assisted living facility”.
The Dems will be desperate to limit the debates in number and to limit their venues to tightly-scripted virtual environments wherein Joe's biggest challenge will be to read his lines without stuttering. That may be the best they can hope for, but it won't be good.
Why would you ever hire the guy who spent 43 years fouling everything up to fix all the damage he caused?
It is just nonsensical on the face of it.
Walter? He doesn’t have any brains either but he makes a lot of sense . . . unlike . . .
Have him sign-up for an “Onlyfans” account.
FTA:
“Candidates who identify as members of historically underrepresented groups are highly encouraged to apply,” the posting read.
ROTFLMAO!!! If they really want somebody to fix the mess, they should just advertise equal opportunity and cut the AA BS. Shows they really aren’t serious.
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