Face covering is for bandits and Muslim women.
I am none of the above.
Had an “underground haircut”.
Bought a case of IPA
Bought some plants.
Went to the PO.
No “mask”—no problem.
If I triggered a Karen into wetting so much the better.
Police at the bank: Describe the robber.
Teller at the bank: He was about this tall and wearing a mask.