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To: lee martell
We have mayors allowing Singles Tennis matches, but not Doubles. Plus, you cannot touch the other players balls!

I don't get it. Professional baseball and football is allowed, with much touching of balls. Why not ban all sports then? Certainly dangerous to share locker rooms and showers. But ordinary people playing tennis seems safe, especially if they're family related or close friends who would be enjoying each other's company anyway. Crazy local officials who don't have common sense!

7 posted on 05/19/2020 9:29:35 PM PDT by roadcat
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To: roadcat

The giggling Gidget give a whole new meaning to “ball tapping”.

No /s No LOL

If you don’t get it you don’t need or deserve and explanation.


11 posted on 05/19/2020 9:54:08 PM PDT by lightman (I am a binary Trinitarian. Deal with it!)
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To: roadcat

If tennis players who spend the entire game quite separated can no longer shake hands and must click racquets at the end of a game, what fresh hell will they do to hockey, where everyone is touching all the time, including fighting, and especially the group hugs at a goal scored??They’ve already Got gloves and helmets on!


15 posted on 05/19/2020 10:09:06 PM PDT by Yaelle
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To: roadcat

Balls in tennis are smaller, yet hairier than say football, basketball, and even baseball. Golfers have smaller balls, but they are dimpled.


26 posted on 05/20/2020 4:05:56 AM PDT by Old Yeller (The answer to 1984 is 1776)
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To: roadcat
I don't get it. Professional baseball and football is allowed, with much touching of balls.

And don't forget Tindr dates!

28 posted on 05/20/2020 4:53:07 AM PDT by Sirius Lee (They are openly stating that they intend to murder us. Prep if you want to live.)
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