[kevcol]

"and if he had just followed my advice, none of this would have come out"

[billorites]

For some reason this reminds me of David Mamet's "Sex Kitten to the Supreme Court"

[Honest Nigerian]

Funny funny funny
A long time affair
I am SO so so sorry
He just keeps on telling lies.
I don’t think “sorry” means the same thing to them as it means to us.