[[What in particular, is so dangerous about the beach?]]
Well, let’s use liberal logic to try to fidn out why
Beach Begins with he Letter “B”,
Virus begisn with hte Letter “V”-
both of those letters have the sound “EEE” at the end when you say them, so therefore, one might bet a Virus while standing on a Beach”
Here in Michigan, the logic runs like this:
No motorized engines are allowed on waterways.
These engines get their fuel from hydrocarbons
Burning hydrocarbons increases CO2
Increased CO2 speeds the impact of Climate Change
The virus is the result of Climate Change
So, the spread of the virus is impeded by the order.
Erik Cartman is very impressed.
“Beach Begins with he Letter “B”,
Virus begisn with hte Letter “V”-
both of those letters have the sound “EEE” at the end when you say them, so therefore, one might bet a Virus while standing on a Beach”.
Even better. The Russian Cyrillic letter V looks like a Latin B.