HE’S LYING! HE’S LYING!
WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE - OR AT LEAST MOST OF US ARE!
GRAB YOUR ZINC, DRIED FRUITS AND NUTS AND HEAD FOR THE BASEMENT!
MAYBE SOME OF YOU WILL SURVIVE AND BE ABLE TO CARRY ON!
GOOD LUCK!
Oh no. I’m in the basement right now, and I had some trail mix for breakfast.
Oh wait, I’m in my home office working so I guess I’m still OK