Haven’t you heard...even spouses should be social distancing.
I went to a Dollar General yesterday because they had a cheaper price on an item I needed than the grocery store where I had just done my weekly shopping. I casually mentioned to the cashier that it would be nice when all of this was over. She exploded saying when people like me stopped coming into the store it would be over. Stupid me tried a little more small talk and said, well there are a few schools of thought on all of this...that was the fire to the fuse. I left as quickly as possible because her hysteria was getting out of control.
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I think you’re nuts, but if I had a significant other, I would be socially distancing myself inside of her on a regular basis during this unfortunate stay-at-home order.