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”They need to go to 'one way only' aisles.“

Maybe they could put in a constantly moving conveyor belt, with chairs and baskets fixed to it every six feet, that would wind up and down every aisle in serpentine fashion. You get one “ride” per visit, and must grab whatever you are looking for as you pass by. Miss anything, and you have to come back for it tomorrow. They could even put in a viewing gallery on the second floor, and sell tickets for socially-distanced seats from which to view the ensuing chaos.

I think I’ve been inside too long.

26 posted on 04/09/2020 12:18:19 AM PDT by noiseman (The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing.`)

Yeah, and each shopper only has 30 seconds of shopping time allowed to reduce the time an infected person might be able to spread coronavirus.

32 posted on 04/09/2020 12:34:04 AM PDT by JediJones (We must deport all liberals until we can figure out what the hell is going on.)