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To: Kaslin

Someone I know had a toilet paper dream. No joke.


5 posted on 04/06/2020 7:24:40 AM PDT by madison10 (Wash your hands & say your prayers cause Jesus & germs are everywhere)
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To: madison10
"Paper towel wishes and toilet paper dreams."

19 posted on 04/06/2020 7:44:25 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: madison10

I had a toilet paper dream a few nights ago. I was in the grocery store and the isles were stocked to overflowing with all types and brands including my usual one. I was so happy, and then a truck came and delivered a whole truckload to my house I was just starting to think “where am I going to put all this toilet paper” when I woke up.

At least it was fun while it lasted. Now out hunt for, what some have described as “tough as Rambo” TP: rough as heck and doesn’t take $*** from no one. I’ll take what I can get at this point.


30 posted on 04/06/2020 8:05:25 AM PDT by FourtySeven (47)
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To: madison10

I had a toilet paper dream that I had rolls hidden in the walls. When I woke up I remembered the dream. Boy - wouldn’t that be....hmm. I seem to recall a pack might be out in the shed... There was - stuffed way up against the far corner behind a bunch of stuff! And a 4-pack of Lysol - probably from the 2009 SARS thing. 79% alcohol instead of the 58% they sell today - so guessing it is still good even if it is a bit weaker over the years.


84 posted on 04/07/2020 12:34:21 AM PDT by 21twelve (Ever Vigilant. Never Fearful.)
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