[Old Yeller]

Teens? And the melanin-deficit who want to be teens, so they do the same thing?

[Old Yeller]

Morons. Who in their right mind would be buying exposed produce now anyway?

[CatOwner]

"We are asking for parental assistance in monitoring your teenagers’ activities ..."

Not going to happen. But they can pretend they are giving solid advice.

[ealgeone]

There’s a way to remedy this.

[shotgun]

If I saw something like that I would go full Terrible Terry Tate, Office Linebacker on them. These feral yutes need a good ass whoopin.

[FreedomForce]

Charge them with bio-terrorism.

[OpusatFR]

Charge them with public endangerment and fine the hell out of the parents.

[Brilliant]

The only kind of produce I will eat is things like oranges and bananas where you don’t eat the peel.

[Bitman]

IMHO, this is just a symptom of a much deeper problem.

[HighSierra5]

Their melons need to be thumped.

[Savage Beast]

Assume that produce has been contaminated by accident, but maybe also intentionally. Wash with soap whatever you can. Cook thoroughly when indicated. Peal away several layers of lettuce. Wash your hands after any potential contamination.

Of course, anyone attempting to contaminate food must suffer severe legal penalties--regardless of age.

[ScottinVA]

Anyone who does that shit should be banned from that store for life.

[amihow]

They need the first spanking of their lives, filmed and made public.

[HighSierra5]

Another reason that I’ve been preparing and planting my garden. All my fruit trees have bloomed but at this altitude there’s always a chance of late freeze. Now I’m going to have to worry about more than natural pests. The two legged variety.

[KarlInOhio]

A little spritz with bleach should clean up the problem: preferably aimed at the eyes and mouth.

[Sans-Culotte]

At times like this, I envy Singapore.

[lightman]

YouTube needs to self-censor such $hit.

If they won’t, government intervention is in order.

For the perps in VA:

° Criminal mischief
° Reckless endangerment
° Risking catastrophe
° Criminal conspiracy.

For YouTube if they don’t do the right thing:

° Risking catastrophe
° Criminal conspiracy.

This is “crying ‘fire’ in a crowded theater.

[Lazamataz]

I believe this bioweapon release will mark the turning point from a place where we coddled our youth and protected them from imaginary slights, to a place where we strictly disciplined those same youth, by physical force when necessary.

[bayliving]

Charge the chilrens with bioterrorism and make the parents pay for all of the produce their feral animals ruined.

[KobraKai]

I’ll risk jail for battery and kick somebody’s ass if I see that happen.

[stockpirate]

What no pictures of these vile creatures.