child development specialists into your home, if you are found to be teaching your children things that are not of the state we will remove them, we will also be casing the joint to see if you have fire arms, and questioning your parents on politics and their beliefs
After the second go around I responded with, "No smoke detectors, don't believe in them. I drink ten beers a day and ten shots. We are armed to the teeth. I shoot up heroin twice a day, and smoke meth to wake up."
"Any other dumb questions?" They never asked again.