Posted on 03/02/2020 11:43:27 AM PST by yesthatjallen
Hillary and Chelsea Clinton are giving their writing hands — and green thumbs — a workout, penning their first children's book together about gardening.
The pair revealed details of their forthcoming book, "Grandma's Gardens," on Monday.
The picture book is inspired by the 2016 Democratic presidential nominee's mother, Dorothy Rodham, and her love of gardening.
Rodham, the book's publisher says, taught the Clintons that gardens are "magical places to learn, exciting spaces for discovery, quiet spots to spend time with family and beautiful areas to share stories and celebrate special occasions."
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(Excerpt) Read more at thehill.com ...
"Tell your head servant to hire a gardener. Have the gardener dig a hole, put a seed in, put dirt on top, add water, up come the flowers and vegetables."
Hillary is flora aka a vegetable...
I guess when people can’t write checks to your “foundation” the next best way to make...err.... money.... is to write a lame as book? Watch it hit the NYT best seller list (to cover all the “sales”)
Working title “how I Planted a Aagic Bean and $10 million in Cattle Futures grew”
Where to plant the bodies?
She'd have to take a pay cut if she were in politics...
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! my refuge and they will RUIN IT!!! NNNOOOOOOO!!
She knows that she is unelectable.
She is incredibly ugly and I’m just talking about her mind.
Subtitled: “How to use the bodies of your enemies for fertilizer”.
The Green Acres garden on the balcony — now THAT’s funny!
There is no way those two will have anything to do with the writing.
The best fertilizer is a body 12 inches under the soil.
Will it include hammers?
Have you got an excerpt from the chapter, “Raising Daisies in Fort Marcy Park?”
Asking for a friend...
Do any of the stories take place in Marcy Park?
She's trying to go all Julie Andrews and Laura Bush now. And the timing of these book releases is not a coincidence.
The secret is the human remains — they make the tomatoes grow like gangbusters!
She could have her own bone meal supply company by now.
But here's a book about gardenign... Cha-ching! $$$
Who is the ghost writer? This mother - daughter team of harridans couldn’t grow weeds.
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