It’s official: President Trump personally stole the virus from the Chinese military lab, force-fed it to bats, and sold them to unsuspecting people in the live animal market in Wuhan. He also pulls wings off butterflies, and tells little children there is no Santa Claus.
Well to be fair the santa claus part is true.
I still haven’t forgiven him for Christmas 2013, when the TR#####s and the Trumps spent the holiday together.