Iowa Dems Release New Statement Trying to Explain What Went Wrong

Townhall ^ | 02/04/2020 | Cortney O'Brien

[sanjuanbob]

“The app that was supposed to help the Iowa Democratic Party quickly report Monday’s caucus results – but contributed to confusion and a muddled result as campaigns were in an uproar – is linked to Hillary Clinton campaign veterans”

[Covenantor]

[Bonemaker]

“It’s not a good morning for Iowa Democrats.”

BOINNNGGGG!

[shelterguy]

“””””””While our plan is to release results as soon as possible today, our ultimate goal is to ensure that the integrity and accuracy of the process continues to be upheld.””””””

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDmGhethEoQ

[from occupied ga]

What we really know (by implication) is that Bernie won big so the Democrap party heads had to make sure that didn’t get out to the media.

[Fido969]

What happened was Biden got creamed, and they are covering for him.

[dp0622]

80 percent of bernie’s voters won’t vote for Buttf..., mini me or the groper.

They see the cover up of MASSIVE proportions and will stay home.

This is TWICE ow

Well they will come out to burn down the dem convention.

good

[butlerweave]

so all the votes went to Hillary ,LOL

[StAntKnee]

our ultimate goal is to ensure that the integrity and accuracy of the process continues to be upheld.

Translation: Hunter Biden is stuck in traffic with some results in the trunk of his car.

[Lurkinanloomin]

The real goal is to not have Bernie win.

[cgbg]

I have run this explanation through my new handy-dandy artificial intelligence algorithm and I am pleased to announce the result:

"Mommy, the dog ate my homework!"

[TalBlack]

Nothing went wrong. The Dems didn’t like the way the true vote went. They are dishonest. They fixed the result to reflect what they wanted.

[cuban leaf]

If actual total is for Bernie, compute reported total = actual total times .8

If actual total is for Biden, compute repoted total = actual total x 1.2

They just needed to add that before they released the final tally.

[caseinpoint]

I guess the Democrats need to learn to code.

[cuban leaf]

“It’s not a good morning for Iowa Democrats.”

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It’s not been a good three years for democrats. They’ve bot so many self inflicted bullet holes in their feet it’s amazing they can walk.

[RayChuang88]

And we’re still not buying it. :-p

[Aevery_Freeman]

OMG! They admitted to having to patch code live!

Wouldn't this be a normal part of testing? It was for the 30 years I wrote code!

Most software failures (and hacks) come from live data differing from expected (test) data which is probably what happened here, Ha-Ha.

[Tench_Coxe]

I didn't get to watch until late last night, but as soon as I heard "delay", the first thought was "they're rigging it".

Now, I'm vehemently against the socialism Sanders represents, but the Democrat voters have the right to vote for who they wish.

[GreenHornet]

In in their new statement Tuesday morning, the party tried to give some kind of an explanation as to what the bleep happened.

"I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!"