[wardamneagle]

He walks like he has a stick up his ass.

[digger48]

Too much starch in his Magic Underpants

Well that, and he spends a considerable amount of time with his head stuck back there too

[aMorePerfectUnion]

“ He walks like he has a stick up his ass.

You may be detecting the Mormon Stick of Worthiness & Godhood... rumored to be hidden where you guessed

[PghBaldy]

My mom says he walks like a penguin.