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To: chris37

These bozos will continue to vote Democrat even if they’re cooking the dog for dinner.


6 posted on 12/19/2019 10:22:06 AM PST by Buckeye McFrog (Patrick Henry would have been an anti-vaxxer)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

My question is will they have the electricity to cook the dog?

And if not, will they burn the whole state down with their dog cookin’ fire?


9 posted on 12/19/2019 10:26:50 AM PST by chris37 (Where's Hunter?)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

“These bozos will continue to vote Democrat even if they’re cooking the dog for dinner.”

Not just vote Democrat, but violently oppose anyone who doesn’t. As California goes, so goes America. I am very pessimistic about our future.


10 posted on 12/19/2019 10:28:14 AM PST by brownsfan (Behold, the power of government cheese.)
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To: Buckeye McFrog
These bozos will continue to vote Democrat even if they’re cooking the dog for dinner.

When I was growing up on a farm in Iowa, the standard rule concerning edible livestock was that any critter that has a name is safe from becoming Sunday dinner.

My sister and I had a pet turkey named "Tom" (how original...hey, we were kids) that we raised from a 'chick' and he was imprinted with the image of us being his mom.

He followed us around constantly like a spare shadow and always came out to meet us, getting off the school bus each afternoon. He'd come out and fan out his feathers and strut around a bit. It was his main, possibly only, talent.

In early November, word leaked out to us that he was going to be the main course for Thanksgiving dinner. The old rule had been over-ridden and Tom was about to be "axed" literally.

Come the day before Thanksgiving, we all dreaded what was about to happen and nobody would volunteer to be his executioner. Just thinking about it spread through the family to where we were all nearly in tears.

Happy ending:

We couldn't bear to kill Tom for dinner, so we ate the dog.

25 posted on 12/19/2019 10:42:46 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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To: Buckeye McFrog

...we should have named the dog.


26 posted on 12/19/2019 10:43:22 AM PST by null and void (The government wants to disarm us after 243 yrs 'cuz they plan to do things we would shoot them for!)
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