[Rebelbase]

I called it Pee-air until I learned it’s pronounced peer.

Had a cop pull my for speeding once and asked me if I had any guns, knives, or nuclear weapons in the car.

[DannyTN]

Had a friend from Louisiana went through Canadian customs at the border.

Officer asked how many guns he would like to declare.

Friend said None.

Officer looked at his drivers license again and said "Sir you're from the state of Louisiana. How many guns would you like to declare?"

Friend, "Oh uh two".

[Flick Lives]

Had a cop pull my for speeding once and asked me if I had any guns, knives, or nuclear weapons in the car.

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Tactical. Knives, that is.