Golly! Didn’t I see polls? Wasn’t Boris going to lose? How could this be happening? Is Ukraine involved?
Adam Schiff is probably on a plane for London right now to help the Brits in their impeachment hearings.
Step 1: Call Boris a big ‘ol Poopyhead, get the media repeating it.
Step 2: Get the London Mayor to make some Baby Boris balloons and fly the all around Westminster.
Step 3........