Posted on 11/19/2019 10:27:36 AM PST by Morgana
On Wednesday, South Park illustrated the absurdity of allowing men who identify as women into female athletic competitions, in a way only South Park can, in the episode titled "Strong Woman."
PC Principal's girlfriend and mother of his PC Babies, Vice Principal Strong Woman, sought to defend her title at the Strong Woman Competition, but not all went as planned when a trans athlete in the mold of former WWF wrestler Macho Man joined in and beat up on the competition:
Perry: Now, this is the first year that a trans woman is in the competition. How do you feel about that?
Strong Woman: Amazing. I feel honored to be a part of history. I have a lot of incredible trans friends who are athletes, and so we're all inspired this woman's competing.
Perry: Uh-huh, and uh... Have you actually ever met Heather Swanson?
Strong Woman: Uh, no, I've never competed against her before. No.
Perry: She's not exactly your average trans athlete.
Strong Woman: Well, what is an average trans athlete? Honestly, I find that kind of bigoted, David.
Perry: Okay, Heather Swanson is actually joining us now. Ms. Swanson, how does it feel to be competing today?
Heather: I can't tell you how free I feel now that I've started identifying as a woman. Now that I can compete as female, I'm ready to smash the other girls!
Perry: And is it correct you just starting identifying as female two weeks ago?
Heather: I'm not here to talk about my transition. I'm here to kick some [bleep] ass. Let me tell you something, Dingleberry –
Perry: David Perry.
Heather: I'm gonna roll up the other women here, and I'm gonna smoke 'em. I am the strongest woman this state has ever seen!
Perry: Any words for the challenger, Ms. Woman?
Strong Woman: Uh, good luck, Heather.
Heather: Luck is for dudes.
Perry: Well, with that, let's get right to the action. ...
Strong Woman was disappointed to have come in second place, and PC Principal wondered if it's unfair, "I guess she just started identifying as a woman a few weeks ago. Doesn't really seem fair."
"Just don't," Strong Woman stopped him. "You'll upset the PC Babies." So true. You can't question even the tiniest thing about trans identity or the PC Babies of the world will go off.
PC Principal wanted to defend his girlfriend, but was called a "transphobe" by "Heather." They got into a confrontation after PC Principal heard that Heather was Strong Woman's ex-boyfriend and got fed up at Heather taunting Strong Woman again:
Announcer: Women's MMA fighting is growing in popularity and no other female fighter is as explosive as Heather Swanson. Yeah! Heather, your story is an inspiration to sports fans everywhere. Congratulations on your shocking success.
Heather: I just hope I can motivate little girls out there. Motivate them to understand that I will beat them at any sport they try. Motivate them to run away like that chicken shit Strong Woman did because I –
PC principal: Alright. Alright. That's enough. You, uh... You made your point, Heather. We get it, okay?
Heather: Oh, hey, Transphobe. This is a nice surprise.
Strong Woman: Oh, God. What is he doing?
PC Principal: Look, everyone I know we're all a little... afraid to have any opinions on this stuff, but there can be situations where it's... not so easy to... what I mean is... [Stammers]
Heather: I didn't count on being the best since identifying as a woman.
PC Principal: Yeah, no shit, 'cause you went through puberty as a male, so your body is completely different.
Heather: And that's exactly what a transphobe would say!
PC Principal: I told you not to call me a transphobe. All I want is to have a discussion.
Heather: Transphobe. [ Screams, sobs ]
PC Principal: How am I gonna look my kids in the eyes, Strong? Since they were born, we've taught them to accept and fight for those who are marginalized, that there's no grey area when it comes to inclusion and acceptance. When I go back, all they are going to see is a big fat hypocrite. And now I just used a word to shame people with weight issues.
Strong Woman: "P"... You can't just shut down because you're afraid of how the babies are going to react.
PC Principal: But they're right, Strong. I shoved a trans person. No matter what, I have no right to judge her. Do you think -- Could you try to explain it to the babies?
Strong Woman: You know how they are. They're babies. Their minds are made up before anyone says anything.
I can only imagine how the PC Babies will howl at this episode. You know how they are.
PC Principal: Yeah, no sh.t, ‘cause you went through puberty as a male, so your body is completely different...
Boy this show isn’t for the (maybe rightfully so offended by off color remarks and curses) but it reaches the younger folks like few other shows do.
I remember when the gay guy was excited about becoming a woman so he could have an abortion.
I don’t know what political affiliation these guys think they have, but they’re sure not modern dems.
And you NEED to get a blog.
You may be the only Major Pro Life person I know that wouldn’t burn their TV for having this show on it :)
They’re GOOD people..but you gotta be able to reach all kinds to get a message across.
That’s you.
you kinda really need to do it. Cause you’re not typical.
I saw that on Youtube yesterday. It was hilarious and spot on. No wonder people like that show.
It is what it is. You gonna fight it? Let the screwed-over women fight for themselves. When the issue is obvious you do lot turn to Captain O. You fight and don’t wait for the fence sitters to lead.
I dont know any lgbtqrst types who support these M2F women who compete against naturals.
They’re right wing. Think they or one or more of the writers have said they’re Libertarians. It shows in the writing as I’ve never seen a PC storyline from them.
I’m interested to see how they can even parody this. It’s so absurd, I don’t know how they can go beyond reality, but I’m sure they will. Looking forward to watching it.
Yep. It’s happened. The world has gone totally, off the boards, insane. This is “Runaway Train” with jon voight, except we’re all on board.
Direct link to scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URz-RYEOaig
They had a link to it the other day.
It’s on the South Park website. https://southpark.cc.com/full-episodes
Exactly.
The idiocy either ends for both men and women having to put up with this tranny sh1t, or everyone suffers with negative consequences.
Its only getting time because the gender that pushed for tolerance and acdeptance and love of this crap now doesn’t like the consequences of promoting it.
South Park is always funny...
My estranged half-brother just told the family that he is woman and no longer wants to be called Tom, but Eliza. I am going to send him a Victoria secret gift card for Christmas.
“it reaches the younger folks”
Well, people who were ‘young’ when this show came out are in their 30s and 40s now. Today’s younger crowd is more into “Rick & Morty” for their shock-comedy cartoons.
“I am going to send him a Victoria secret gift card for Christmas.”
Oh, don’t encourage him.
But maybe swing by his house and start packing up all his power tools and if he objects say “what? you’re a woman, you don’t need these anymore!”
Send her a coupon for a free pelvic exam.
I am not going to encourage him positively or negatively. I will just disown him of sorts and not contact him. I will also keep him away from my kids.
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