Priest: Alone, or with others?
Penitent: I confess I failed to reduce the CO2 in the Earth's lower atmosphere.
Priest: How many times?
Special note to Buckeye: as I understand it, Satan has a 2-part plan:
(1)"I will strike the shepherd..."
(2)"... and the sheep will scatter."
I don't think we should just hand him what he wants.
You missed “I used plastic straws”.