[Dahoser]

Good. This means three or four Mensheviks: Plugs, ButtPlug, Bloomturd, and Patrick all struggling for the Menshevik vote, while Warren and Sanders fight for the Bolshevik vote. Could mean a long, close struggle followed by a bitterly contested convention.

Which is exactly what would allow Her Heinous to waltz, er, waddle, into the convention and grab the nomination.

[libstripper]

After writing this I checked on how the DemonShits allocate their delegates. In any given state a candidate needs to get at least 15% of the vote to receive any delegates. Then they distributed proportionately among all the candidates who reach at least that 15% goal, meaning a close contest is sure to be prolonged among the qualifiers. Since it looks like the magic six I’ve mentioned are likely to do some pretty close splits, it could be real popcorn time. Jeff Bezos must be happy.