The USA isn’t going to go to war with Turkey. There’s a European PGA Tour event there in the near future. I always like to watch it because the weather looks really nice and the golf course is beautiful. It would be ashamed if Trump would have to use the remote control to detonate all the nukes we have stored at that Turkish air base.
If Trump attacked Turkey we would hear the media instantly say, “Ending the European PGA Tour by means of war was pay back for not allowing the G7 at Trumps Golf course”