[Newbomb Turk]

had a girlfriend that used to point her finger like that and poke me in the chest with it when she was mad. I had to tell her gently that there was something in my man brain that when poked in the chest my first reaction is to punch the poker in the head.

Not that I would ever punch a woman.

I would probably punch Nancy though.

[Romans Nine]

I bet you meant to say you wouldn’t punch a lady.
Pelosi isn’t a lady so you would be perfectly justified punching that bitch.