I have a more humane solution.
Lock him in a cell and play this video over and over and over again until he recants:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjmtSkl53h4
(George Carlin’s amazing video—The planet is fine, the people are f***ed!)
That’s another great rant by Carlin. Too bad he’s not still around because he’s be more pissed about people’s ignorance than ever. Thanks.