No problem, in the world of construction you can get a “Variance”
You just go before a committee and plead your case.
If your a Liberal and your mind is Right, you will get a variance.
If the committee thinks you are not PC enough? No Variance for you!
That doesn’t work in San Jose.
I met a guy who was nearly put in prison for cutting down a tree that was going to fall on his home.
He was still fined I think 10k.
All your variances are belong to us!
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