Traditional no-sweat Muslim divorces ..... for simpletons:
THE THREE SECOND DIVORCE: The husband says "I divorce you" three times.
And, bingo, the marriage is over.
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REFERENCE: A Sharia practice allows Muslim men to divorce their wives by simply saying the word 'divorce'
three times. Commonly called triple-talaq or triple-divorce, this instant, oral divorce can only be given by men.
Don't you throw dog poop on her shoes, too?