First thing I did was to check to see if this was an Onion or Babylon Bee article.
“First thing I did was to check to see if this was an Onion or Babylon Bee article.”
Reality Criticized For Not More Clearly Distinguishing Itself From Satire
https://babylonbee.com/news/reality-criticized-for-not-more-clearly-distinguishing-itself-from-satire