I can’t be the only gal on FR who dumped a beer on a college guy’s junk who was standing on a chair at a loud house party, pants around ankles, first mooning everybody and then waving his limp johnson around. Waste of a good Budweiser? Perhaps. It made everybody laugh, and nobody got hurt—just his feeeelings; it embarrassed him and he left. Problem solved! He probably didn’t even remember it in the morning, he was that loaded.
Sorry I never experienced any of that stuff. People went steady back when I was in high school and college. And we didn’t hook up. Life was easier and a lot better then. Most of my cousins got married by age 22.