The French parents looked at the plates like they had just been served dog food.
Meanwhile they eat snails . . . . . . .
"Waiter........ There are snails on her plate. Now get them out of here before she sees them! Look away, just look away, keep your eyes that way! You would think that in a fancy restaurant at these prices you could keep the snails off the food! There are so many snails there you cant even see the food! Now take those away and bring us those melted cheese sandwich appetizers you talked me out of!"