Their only attractive, not totally crazy candidate is Tulsi Gabbard, who will NOT be at the debate. That’s full-on insanity.
Tulsi must be flipped.
Here’s my plan: She is abducted and flown to a secret location ... given queenly treatment with the best food accomodations.
Over a month of “disappearance” she is deprogrammed in private sessions with some of out best free-market thinkers. Pity that psychiatrist and author Dr. Lyle Rossiter just passed away — he understood better than maybe anyone else that leftism is a mental disease.
Assuming the deprogramming is successful, Tulsi emerges with her old energy intact but overlying a new set of conservative principles.
She becomes a right-wing Wonder Woman, complete with some really hot costumes.
Well, a dude can dream, can’t he? Seriously, Tulsi isn’t even 40 yet — people can and do change, although with RATs it’s usually from bad to worse.