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You're not going anywhere, you old fool.
When I was a kid, the hippies were asking “What if they gave a war and no one came?”
Well, you patchouli soaked, drug addled, tie dyed, wrinkled old fools, don’t you worry what’s left of your fried brain cells, you’ll get the answer.
You won’t need to go to war...
...the next one will be delivered to your doorstep.