Every morning, I wake up and think, “What can I do today to hurt Americans of African descent?”
No.
Wait.
I think, “Are there any of those frozen waffles left?”
Oh, yeah, you are using waffles for your dog whistle, aren’t you? The little squares represent non-white people; frozen means they cannot move due to fear of being deported; and since the waffles are probably round, it means white supremacists are going to take over the world.
Tell me I am wrong.
/s