"I'm still as sharp as a tack," Mueller tells Pelosi on his 'smart banana phone.'
Here’s a silly idea: How about working FOR America, instead of AGAINST it!
They need to ask him for their money back
“What’s Next for Democrats Post-Mueller?”
Russian collusion investigation number 25.
"I'm still as sharp as a tack," Mueller tells Pelosi on his 'smart banana phone.'
Approximately the same as turning $1,000 to $100,000 by betting on dips in a rising cattle futures market.
There’s no post-Mueller. They’ll continue with their Russia, Russia, Russia.
To maintain enthusiasm of their base going into 2020 they need to keep their outrage machine viable by pursuing more investigations of Trump. It’s all they’ve got left in the wake of their calculated gamble that Mueller would give them the sound bites they desperately needed but didn’t.
> Think of it this way: if you put the names of 10 Democrats and 10 Republicans into a hat, what are the odds only the names of Democrats would be drawn?
In DC it doesn’t quite work like that. Every drawing for personnel choices there has 90 Democrats and 10 Republicans in it.
2021 (if Trump wins and the House remains in Democrat hands)
Mueller will once again be called to the House to testify.
Once again he will be said to have shown that Trump obstructed justice.
He won’t have done so.
“What’s next?”
I predict a hard left turn and pedal to the metal. But, how can they get as far left as Marx, Lenin and Stalin?
It all depends on if Representative OompLoompa can find his johnson.
There are working on perfecting their video editing tech so they can put out a video of Trump eating a baby or something.