Good luck bro!
Tie a rope around your waist! We’ll pull ya back like when the cops crossed over the line in “Village of the Damned” (B&W version).
Now just please tell me that fat, old, blonde lady is her mom and not her g/f, cause I accidently visualized them "doing it".
If it's her g/f, I'm gonna sue you for mental anguish. That was definitely cruel and unusual.