Aside: the other day while not looking for them I found my glasses that had been missing for about a year....
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Were they on your forehead?
OR.....
I will bet they are right where you (or someone) left them.
Of course.
I’d put them someplace safe, on top of a 4-stack Globe-Wernicke metal barrister bookcase ... which works out to some inches above eye level even as tall as I’m.