[butlerweave]

Have you ever been Microwaved ? LOL

[Grimmy]

Have you ever been Microwaved ? LOL

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You can defeat microwave weapons by keeping an unpopped bag of microwave popcorn in one pocket and a large roll of heavy duty tinfoil in another.

Once the popcorn starts popping, thereby notifying you that you’re being targeted by microwave energy, stop, drop and roll yourself up in that tinfoil.

The tinfoil will reflect all that microwave energy back to the emitter catching it on fire just like when you put metal things in your microwave at home!

It’s worked every time I’ve tried it...

Or I think it will, since I’ve never tried it.

[PIF]

Have you ever been Microwaved ? LOL

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Deadly force is the only option. Microwave crowd control is not an option